All in the big bed

Am looking for a nice bit of victorian tapestry, to lay on the rubber sheet on my couch, swathed in incense fumes, a fast pulse vibrating the floor. Timed to bartoque, measured in fernkins (half a greek cinari, and a complete germanic dere) two ancient greek and german coins. Fold under the velvety top. Even a small tribal, or developing world non-machine tapestry.
Strange hierarchical, crafted, post internet, even spiritual bed. A cast.might be as good.